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Item #: SCP-1988

Object Class: Safe Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Subject is free to wander around the cafeteria. Subject is permitted to eat from the cafeteria, as long as
The food is not any of the following:
* hard candy
* bananas
* (specifically) NerdsTM, strawberry flavored
* (specifically) foods with almonds

Subject is to be kept in a 20m x 20m padded cell, wearing a straitjacket. Door (4.5 inches thick, 7 feet tall, and ) should be specifically made of[DATA EXPUNGED]. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should the subject be given any hard object (that is, NOT made of [DATA EXPUNGED], Lead, Gold, [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] ) to prevent subject from destroying the door. Cell is to be guarded by 4 guards (at least 3 feet away from the door in front of the cell), each clothed in a specially-modified radioactive-proof hazmat suit. In case the subject breaks down the door, guards are armed with an “air horn” to stun and incapacitate the subject to safely bring it back to the cell. Cell is kept in temperatures of 20°- 27.5° degrees Celsius.

Description: SCP-1988 is a male humanoid, about [DATA EXPUNGED] years old. Subject doesn’t appear to age normally, the subject appears to age "backwards'' Subject never ages at all. He is extremely dangerous, and will not hesitate to kill. He possesses the ability of telekinesis (as long his hands are free), but, due to unknown causes, he can’t use his ability on some elements, like [DATA EXPUNGED], Lead, Gold, [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject is shown to be highly radioactive-proof. SCP-1988 can then, unleash the radioactivity through the subject’s [DATA EXPUNGED].

SCP-1988’s "weakness’’ are sounds reaching above 180 dB (decibels), any higher will incapacitate subject, also, in most cases, render the subject unconscious.

Subject’s very unusual ability is to release toxic gas (shown to be hydrogen cyanide gas) when exposed to almonds. Subject apparently, is not affected from the toxic gas. He appears to release the gas "from his pores, found on his back’’ (said by SCP-1988, not yet verified).

Subject claims, If subject is killed, "All of you will die’’

Subject is found to be a sadist.


Interviewed: SCP-1988 (In a straitjacket and legs tied up with Gold Wire)

Interviewer: Agent ████ ███████, (In protective equipment)

<Begin Log>

Interviewer: Hello, 1988.

SCP-1988: garbled noises, sounds as if trying to say ``help me’’

Interviewer:** Excuse me?

SCP-1988: [DATA EXPUNGED] … Dying …
Interviewer: Who’s dying?
SCP-1988: …you …
Interviewer: turns pale A-anyway, Let’s get back to the point, are you awa-

Interviewer: Injects SCP-1988 with sedatives What do you mean by “us”?
SCP-1988:refuses to answer
Interviewer: shows empty air horn can Don’t make me use it. Answer me.
SCP-1988: It’s empty.
Interviewer: Answer me.
Interviewer: That’s all for today.

**SCP-1988 frequently uses the word “US”, Maybe there are more of entities like SCP-1988. I’m not sure though… ** -AGENT ████ ███████

Addendum: On 01/19/████, there have been reports of people, in various parts of the globe to die from hydrogen cyanide gas poisoning, with most of the victims had traces of radioactivity on their bodies.]

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