Chenjesu

Name: Dr. ████████
Date: ██/██/20██
Total Items: Six (6) ████████ nine-volt alkaline batteries

Input: One (1) nine-volt alkaline battery
Setting: 1:1
Output: One (1) nine-volt alkaline battery of competing brand belonging to █████████.

Input: One (1) nine-volt alkaline battery
Setting: 1:1
Output: Six (6) AAAA alkaline batteries of equal brand.

Input: One (1) nine-volt alkaline battery
Setting: Fine
Output: Two (2) AA Lithium batteries belonging to ██████. Further research concludes that ██████ went defunct on 19██, ██ years before lithium battery mass production was feasible on an industrial scale.

Input: One (1) nine-volt alkaline battery
Setting: Fine
Output: One (1) silver-oxide battery of unknown brand. Observations have shown no anomalies in regards to object's composition and is for all intents and purposes a normal "button" cell.

Input: One (1) nine-volt alkaline battery
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. See attached incident report SCP-914-20██-2.

Note: Experiment run by Dr. ████████ was suspended by order of O5-██. Further testing of energy sources are now to be carried out with the assistance of a robotic aid. Personnel of [REDACTED] are also required to evacuate the facility and be placed at least 2 km from [REDACTED] in order to be protected from possible radioactive particles.

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