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K-Class Scenarios



Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be stored in the Site-23's Anomalous Vehicle Bay (AVB), in an Anomalous Vehicle Locker (AVL) reinforced to withstand 100 kPa of pressure and measuring at least . Personnel are not to react to sounds emanating from the AVL during a full moon lunar phase. Testing outside of a full moon lunar phase is preferable, but if required, SCP-XXXX is to have its wheels removed prior to the beginning of the full moon lunar phase.

Basic maintenance is to be performed on a monthly basis and scheduled outside of the full moon lunar phase.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1958 Subaru 360. SCP-XXXX shows signs of deterioration appropriate to its age, but is fully functional. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties are triggered by the full moon lunar phase. At that time it will

Testing shows no difference between SCP-XXXX and a similar type of keys. When held, SCP-XXXX will emit a numbing sensation in the subject's hand. This will result in an instance of SCP-XXXX-1, which resembles a 1979 Ford Fiesta in a state of severe rust.

When the subject enters SCP-XXXX-1 and inserts SCP-XXXX into the ignition, SCP-XXXX-1 will instantaneously transform into any vehicle the subject thinks of. SCP-XXXX-1 will perform much like a 1979 Ford Fiesta, with some audible engine wear such as a damaged transmission. When idle for more than 10 minutes or if ignition is off, SCP-XXXX-1 will revert back into its original form. The subject will then act as if SCP-XXXX-1 was their own vehicle and attempt to remain inside unless removed by force. There are some instances where subjects will attempt to kill those who are removing them or others who claim SCP-XXXX-1 as their own. Once removed, the subject will have no memory of being inside SCP-XXXX-1.

If there is no interaction with SCP-XXXX-1, an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 will manifest. SCP-XXXX-2 resembles a mist-like humanoid figure about 2 meters in height. This is believed to be the original owner of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-2 will remain seated in the drivers side of SCP-XXXX-1 unless interaction is present. In this instance, SCP-XXXX-2 will look at the subject and step out of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-2 would then charge at the subject and vanish 5 feet in front of them. Subjects recall a sad feeling after interacting with SCP-XXXX-2, signifying that a terrible event happened to the previous owner of SCP-XXXX-1. There are no records of past owners of SCP-XXXX-1.


SCP-XXXX-1 at time of repossession

SCP-XXXX seems to only accept vehicles post-1979. Any vehicle before the model year of SCP-XXXX-1 will result in pain in the subject's hand, varying greatly as the model year progresses.

SCP-XXXX-1 was discovered in a junkyard located in █████, Idaho. After reports of murders after people claiming SCP-XXXX-1 as their own vehicle, SCP Agents gave Class B amnesiacs to the townsfolk to cover up its existence.

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