Possible additions to SCP-261 experiment log:
Name: Assistant Researcher Creaphis
Date: July 6, 2012, mid-morning coffee
Money entered: 235 yen
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered
Item description: A large chocolate-chip muffin, two semi-circular areas missing, unpackaged. Researcher took a bite from the intact side, noting the taste to be slightly stale but pleasant, with a hint of vanilla. Upon lifting the muffin from his mouth, researcher discovered that the muffin showed no signs of his bite, and only one of the originally missing areas was still visible. Researcher took a second bite; muffin then appeared completely intact. Request by researcher to take a third bite is currently pending O5 review.
Item description: A large chocolate-chip muffin, two semi-circular areas missing, unpackaged. Despite warnings from other staff present of “germs,” researcher took a bite from the bitten side, noting the taste to be slightly stale but pleasant, with a hint of vanilla. Muffin then appeared to have only one bite missing. Seemingly oblivious to the comments and expressions of his colleagues, researcher took a second bite of the muffin, after which it was completely intact. He then stood and walked backwards to the nearest garbage receptacle where a piece of clear, unlabelled cellophane rose into his hand. Returning to his table, researcher wrapped the muffin in the cellophane, which then appeared intact and factory-sealed. He was heard to remark, “I'll finish this yesterday.” Security camera footage from the previous day supports this assertion.