Random Notes

Remake memory alteration machine; it has been successfully deconstructed and turned into a customized rig, everything is mercury based, needle goes through eye and pierces bone behind eye, found in Delaware

SCP-6969-j: Wooden dick that causes people to only speak in sexual innuendo

Make SCP based on CORN!!!

Erotic fanfic? Trollfic? Both?

Make a functional Mary Sue SCP: memetic effect that everyone loves her, turns to hate and abuse, impossible to kill, exceeds at tests, some kind of beneficial effect from causing her harm/distress

I'm in space

Make SCP about SPAAAAAACE

Stop making Portal 2 references

Unknowable eldritch creature, only wants to have tea and watch movies, kills people with poor manners/tea, found in Delaware

Wish fulfillment scp: bring back Gracie as regenerating dog, family gets to keep her… Try not to cry while working on it

Add more Delaware to SCP


Memory Alteration Machine

Item#: SCP-mmm
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-mmm is kept in Operating theater of Site █
█. The door is guarded by two armed guards. Use of SCP-mmm is restricted to testing, the order of at least three senior staff, the order of Dr. Emit and at least two senior staff, or in the event of a Tau-5 emergency (see addendum 1). The blueprints for the SCP are to be incinerated when found, except for an intentionally flawed set kept in Dr. Emit's office.

Description: SCP-mmm is a machine capable of altering, removing, or creating human memories. Though originally disguised as a MRI machine, it was discovered that it could be taken apart and put back together with minimal difficulty and new machines can be be made with easy to obtain civilian products.


Tea and Tentacles Take 2

Item#: SCP-ttt
Object Class: Euclid

Special Contaiment Procedures: Due to a lack of information on the capabilities of SCP-ttt, current containment procedures are too be considered inadequate. Until new procedures are designed, the SCP is contained in a 30x25m room in Site 19. The chamber is monitored by two security cameras and all sound is recorded.

SCP-ttt is to be supplied with Earl Grey tea on request, as well as "adequate" milk and sugar. To date, the SCP's requests have been within reason (as determined by the O5) and its access to tea is to be cut off should requests begin to become unreasonable (as determined by Doctor Emit)

The SCP has offered a general invitation to all staff to have tea with it. Unless performing an interview, it is forbidden to accept this invitation; anyone who requests to partake is to be given a psychological evaluation and be barred from coming within 100 meters of SCP-ttt's containment chamber.

Description: SCP-ttt is an organism of supposed extradimensional origin. The SCP is mainly composed of a thick, black, mostly spherical mass, generally between 5 and 10 meters in diameter. The SCP interacts with its environment using large cephalopodian tentacles and thin tendrils. These appendages seem capable of extending indefinitely and have no recorded maximum size.

The black mass composing SCP-ttt's "body," appears to be selectively permeable; identical tests have shown different results in how solid the mass is, ranging from impenetrable to gaseous. No recording equipment has been able to enter the mass; reaching in with either hand or object has shown no physical contact.

SCP-ttt is capable of communication (see Experiment Log ttt-29) and has been cooperative with the Foundation. The SCP commonly speaks via, in its own words, "loud telepathy;" a method by which it produces sound without creating vibrations in the air. This method of communication is able to be recorded. It is also capable of "normal" telepathy, communicating only in the thoughts of certain individuals.

The SCP claims to be a being of deific power from "beyond [our] reality". It has, thus far, refused to voluntarily display any reality-bending or other god-like abilities. However, on several occasions, SCP-ttt has either reflexively or unconsciously performed acts displaying such powers (see below).

SCP-ttt has, to date, been highly cooperative with the Foundation. It has shown no desire to escape and claims to be happy with its living quarters. In turn for its cooperation, the SCP has requested access to tea, specifically Earl Grey, as well as milk and sugar. When drinking, it brings the cup up to its "body" and, for lack of a better word, sips in a polite manner.

The SCP enjoys conversing with most beings, intelligent or otherwise. It mostly engages in topics about the weather, the quality of the other participant's life, and other subjects typically considered "small talk"; however, it will happily talk about any subject proposed. It shows a particular interest in popular culture and entertainment; should the subject come up, it will early beginning questioning almost every aspect of the focus of the conversation.

Addendum ttt-1: Prior to 23/10/2009, SCP-ttt did not communicate and was not believe to be capable of doing so. Additionally, it showed initial hostility until communication was established. The following are notable reports prior to communications.

Incident Report ttt-1:
Date: 18/3/1990
Location: Site 1█
Participants: Doctor Wyats, Research Assistant Solbers
Foreward: SCP-ttt, at that point, was believed to simply be a sphere of anomalous matter. Presence of "life" was known.
Description: Doctor Wyats and Research Assistant Solbers visually observe SCP-ttt from a distance of 20m. After 20 minutes, RA Solbers approaches within 5m of the SCP. Four large tentacles (initially ~15m long), extend from the mass. One pins Dr. Wyats to the wall of the chamber, the other three begin to remove RA Solbers limbs before disemboweling him. Security teams reach to chamber after 2 minutes, just as the tentacles finish with Solbers. Tentacles retract after being fired upon. Dr. Wyats, though not physically injured, appears to have died of a heart attack during the event.

Incident Report ttt-9:
Date: 23/8/1993
Location: Site 1█
Participants: Doctor Emit, Doctor Kims, D-9287
Description: On the morning of the 23rd, SCP-ttt began to increase in size, going from 3 meters in diameter to 14. D-9287 was sent into the containment chamber to investigate; Mobile Task Force Tau 4 ("Squid Punchers") was standing-by outside of containment. SCP-ttt showed no reaction when D-9287 initially entered and remained inactive for 20 minutes, after which time D-9287 was called back.

When the entrance to the containment chamber opened, twelve tentacles emerged from SCP-ttt and reached through the doorway; six grabbing the frame and preventing the door from closing, the other six engaged MTF-Tau-4 in combat. Though they showed no signs of damage, the tentacles pulled back under sustained gunfire. However, one of the tentacles grabbed Dr. Kims as it retreated, pulling her back into the SCP-ttt.

Experiment Log ttt-29:
Date: 23/10/2009
Purpose: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Experiment: D-1557 was sent into the containment chamber and told to remain in the chamber for one hour. D-1557 sat facing SCP-ttt for the first 20 minutes before getting up and walked closer to the SCP. When D-1557 came within 15 meters of the SCP, he suddenly stopped and started screaming "It's in my head! It's in my fucking head!" When asked what he meant, he responded that "thousands of worms [were] crawling through [his] mind" and that "it was eating [his] thoughts." The D-Class fell to the floor holding his head and continued to scream for 7 minutes before collapsing.

After 6 hours of observation, D-2346 and D-9874 were sent in to retrieve D-1557's body. When they entered the chamber, they reported hearing a yawning sound coming from SCP-ttt. When they approached D-1557, SCP-ttt audibly asked them if they had any tea. When told that they did not, a tentacle emerged from SCP-ttt, helped the D-Class move the corpse out of the room, and waved goodbye. When later asked about their calm reaction to SCP-ttt, both men reported that they didn't fully comprehend the situation until after they left the room.

Interview Log ttt-1
Interviewed: SCP-ttt
Interviewer: D-9370
Foreward: After the events of Experiment ttt-29, D-9370 was sent SCP-ttt's containment chamber with two paper cups and a thermos of Camomile tea. SCP-ttt immediately responded.
SCP-ttt: Hello, that wouldn't happen to be tea by any chance?
D-9370: Holy [EXPLETIVE DELETED]!
*D-9370 falls back in surprise.*
SCP-ttt: Oh, did I scare you? Terribly sorry! Let me try that again. Hello mortal, has your day been satisfactory to this point? What is your opinion of the current temperature, humidity, and barometric pressure? Do you have any tea?
*SCP-ttt extends a tentacle and helps D-9370 back to his feet.*
D-9370: Um, hi? My day is okay; I was just instructed to bring this thermos of tea in to here.
SCP-ttt: So you do have tea! How absolutely wonderful! Please, have a seat, er, somewhere, and pour us some!
*With some hesitation, D-9370 sits down and pours tea into both cups. For the next 2 hours, D-9370 and SCP-ttt engage in conversation, mostly centered on the quality of D-9370's day. D-9370 then leaves the chamber without issue.*

SCP-ttt: +++ Tea and Tentacles
Item#: SCP-ttt
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ttt is kept in a 20x15m room in Site 1█. The chamber is monitored by two security cameras and all sound is recorded. SCP-ttt is to be given [REDACTED] brand Earl Grey tea on request as well as milk and sugar; as of writing, all tea related requests by the SCP have been within reason, its access to tea is to be limited should this change.

Description: SCP-ttt is a sapient organism that claims to be a deity (claims yet to be verified). SCP-ttt is surrounded by a cloud of black particles that obscure its body and block all forms of technological imaging as well as shield the SCP from physical contact. The cloud is approximately 10 meters in diameter and the SCP claims to take up nearly all of the space within. SCP-ttt interacts with its environment using large octopus-like tentacles and thin tendrils for fine motor skills. These appendages are too large to fit within the cloud, but do anyway.

The SCP communicates through telepathic messages or "meat-puppets," organisms that have been taken over by forcible cranial intrusion. The SCP is talkative and been described as friendly. It usually focuses on topics such as the weather, current events, or pop culture. When asked, the SCP will expound upon its past, claiming to be an interdimensional deity that has "retired" to our dimension.

SCP-ttt is highly cooperative with the Foundation, but requests that it be provided with tea, specifically Earl Grey.

Musically Activated Monster

Item#: SCP-mmm
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-mmm is kept in a 15mx15mx15m soundproof chamber. Any device capable of playing music is not allowed within 100m of the chamber. Singing, whistling, or humming is similarly forbidden. Personnel entering the containment area are to wear mouth guards that prevent speech.

Description: SCP-mmm is a tall humanoid creature. The SCP is 2.5m tall The creature is completely black and featureless, with two large glowing circles for eyes. It fingers have long claws at the end. The subject, when inactive, hangs 1.5m off the ground, with its head down and arms straight out to both sides, with the forearm hanging downward.

When SCP-mmm is exposed to music of any sort, it becomes active and hostile. In this state, it will attack all living beings in its sight and attempt to escape from its containment cell. The creature acts in sync with the music, both in movement and attitude (see test logs below). The creature will project the song from itself by means unknown until the song ends, returning it to an inactive state.

The SCP has proven impossible to kill; though it can be injured, it quickly regenerates damage. When inactive, the regenerative process is slow, taking approximately an hour to repair a single bullet wound. When active, the regenerative process takes around 5 seconds to recover from a similar would. If it suffers what would be a fatal wound, it remains inactive until the damage is repaired, which takes approximately twice as long as normal. If "killed", the subject immediately stops singing, but rarely (5% occurrence rate)
it will resume singing upon full regeneration.

Experiment Log mmm-1:

Song: Iron Man
Artist: Black Sabbath
Behavior: SCP-mmm at first moved to the beat of the drum intro, before increasing speed to the lead guitar and following it for the rest of the song. It walked on both legs and primarily attacked by grabbing and tearing at its targets. During the vocals, the SCP showed additional caution while moving. During the instrumental section at the end, it became reckless and desperate in its attacks.


The Duck Is En Route

Item#: SCP-ddd
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ddd

Description: SCP-ddd is a life-sized, wooden statue of a loon. The statue, appears to be hand carved and painted, but the maker is unknown. Within a 30 meter radius of the duck, all humans are struck with a form of aphasia that renders it impossible to express their thoughts in a conventional manner. Instead, all subjects speak in a code ("Duck Code") which, as of writing, is still not fully understood. The code is best described as a word salad, a mixture of random words that, while arranged in phrases that appear to give them meaning, actually carry no significance. Subjects leaving the duck's range generally fully recover from the aphasia within an hour, but long term exposure can result in the permanent loss of language beyond Duck Code. Recovered subjects do not remember the parameters of the code and often did not realize they were speaking in code.

Parts of Duck Code have been deciphered. "The duck is en route" is a key phrase in the code, with affected subjects using the phrase as either a greeting or randomly inserted in a conversation. Some of phrases seem to be used for multiple, often conflicting purposes. The phrase "74 by 9, out" is believed to be used as both "yes" and "no" interchangibly; similarly "fluffy potato pancakes" seems to be used to describe color and is used for every color.

Three phrases of Duck Code are exceptional in that they are drawn from regular usage. On three occasions, subjects have been heard to use the phrase "And Bob's your uncle" after what was assumed to be a set of instructions. The common word salad phrase "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" has also been heard, but the meaning has not yet been deciphered. The question "Does the black moon howl?" has been heard six times; research is ongoing as to whether or not this is a security breach or coincidence.

The Duck Code
"The duck is en route"
"74 by 9, out" (yes or no, interchangeably)
"Does the black moon howl?" (warrants investigation)
"And Bob's your uncle"
"fluffy potato pancakes" to designate a color. Any color. EVERY color
"in order to commission a bow"
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously"
"Your struggle staggers outside the subroutine!" (Presumed to be response to a greeting)
"Inside the mass declines the surgery"
"Your recipient studies above the planetary thesis"
"Indefinite, painful, and centralized marriage" (Used to refer to oneself in third person)
"Bounce forever, preoperated speaker!"
"Vigorously improved audience"

"SCP-8989 is a blueberry pie kept at [place] [other stuff] When a subject is within thirty meters of SCP-8989, they find themselves afflicted with a peculiar form of aphasia, preventing them from expressing their thoughts in conventional contemporary speech.
emissary I think that I'll either go with the memetic non-sense
Eskobar "Rather, subjects find themselves communicating in a heretofore undefined code. The full parameters of the code are unknown, other than attempting to leave the vicinity of the pie is expressed with the phrase 'The duck is en route.'"


An Invisible Giant Wooden Duck

Item#: SCP-ddd-J
Object Class: Safe (pending Euclid)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ddd-J is kept in a warehouse located 10km outside of ██████, Kansas. The door to the warehouse is locked at all times. Currently, the object is theorized to be inanimate and no further containment is needed.

Description: SCP-ddd-j is an invisible giant wooden duck. The duck is invisible to both the naked eye and technological imaging. It is also appearently immaterial, so far, every object passes through the duck, making it impossible to locate through touch. Attempts to measure the duck have failed, but it is theorized to be at least 20m tall and 500kg. It is current believed to be of the Anas genus, but recent speculation suggests that its genus may actually be Aythyinae. There has been much debate on the gender of the duck; eventually, it was decided that the duck was a male by majority vote.

Attempts to research the duck are hindered by the lack of visual and tactile information. It is assumed to be hand-carved, but we do not know by who or how they were able to manage the extreme detail that we believe the duck to have. At the moment, we assume that only primitive tools were used. We also do not know how the duck became invisible or immaterial. The two most prevalent theories are that it was carved of invisible and intangible wood and that it comes from another dimension or is made of material incompatible with our realm of existence.

The duck's effect on outside elements is currently under testing. So far, we have determined that it does not have any memetic effects, does not change the surrounding temperature, and does not produce any sounds. It was previously believed to quack at least twice a year, but further observation has shown that it is simply in the path of the local duck population's migratory path; extermination of the flock is currently under consideration.

[Placeholder] Virus

Item#: SCP-ttt
Object Class: Keter Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ttt is to be kept in a Class 3 micro-biotic storage container in the freezer vault of Site █ when not in testing. During testing, all involved personnel are to wear standard NBC gear. Testing is only to be done in a Keter-grade viral lab. All personnel leaving the testing chamber are to be decontaminated and placed in 24 hour quarantine. As of writing, SCP-ttt testing is restricted to single-celled organisms

SCP-ttt is to be kept in a 10mx10m humanoid containment chamber with an airlock for decontamination. SCP-ttt may request a dosage alteration to his painkiller regimen within 200mg, any further requires written permission from Doctor Gideon. SCP-ttt may also request assistance reaching his bookcase. Any personnel wishing to consult with SCP-ttt requires permission from Doctor Gideon and at least one Senior Staff.

Description: —SCP-ttt is a multicellular virus capable of forming itself into solid shapes. The virus appears a black, viscous substance that is capable of independent movement. The virus is capable of infecting any cell, regardless of species or function. In addition to standard replication, SCP-ttt appears capable of self-multiplication, though its means of doing so are unknown.

Most notable about the virus, when in a large enough mass, is its ability to form solid shapes and protrusions. This solidification can create highly dense structure as well as flexible muscle-like tissue. Through use of this ability, the virus has shown possible intelligence; reacting to external stimuli, often by forming itself into a mass of spikes.—

SCP-ttt is a Caucasian male human, 2m tall with a projected weight of 38.3kg. Approximately 45% of SCP-ttt's skin is black due to its healing process. Projecting from the back of SCP-ttt are four black arachnid-like legs, each with a fully extended length of 3m. A black external muscular structure covers the arms of SCP-ttt, allowing for motion. SCP-ttt does not have eyes, having ripped them out.

SCP-ttt is, medically, dead, but is still animate and has retained all intelligence prior to his current state. SCP-ttt's blood has been replaced with a modified version of the SCP-ttt virus (designated SCP-ttt-M) that, once fully removed from SCP-ttt, is rendered inert. SCP-ttt occasionally with coughs or vomits SCP-ttt-M, a process that he explains as simply eliminating excess fluid. SCP-ttt-M within SCP-ttt acts to immediately heal any wound SCP-ttt suffers. SCP-ttt-M is also responsible SCP-ttt's additional appendages and external muscular structure, which are supposedly adaptations in response to SCP-ttt's dessicated state (see Addendum 1)

SCP-ttt is in constant pain due to his body rejecting SCP-ttt-M and is on a regimen of powerful painkillers. SCP-ttt-M has occasionally reacted to the medication, resulting in sudden, yet temporary, structural mutations to SCP-ttt; these mutations are painful and often extremely dangerous, personnel are to leave the containment chamber immediately.

Addendum 1: The current SCP-ttt was originally Dr. David Richman, the former lead virologist of Site █. On 23/10/20██, Dr. Richman took all samples of the virus SCP-ttt out of containment and locked himself in a long-term quarantine chamber. He then injected himself with the virus as well as an unknown serum. It was noted that Dr. Richman showed none of the projected symptoms of the virus. Over the course of 18 months, Dr. Richman's physical state degraded to his current state. Over this period, Dr. Richman recorded all of his observations on his condition. For a summery of his notes, see Experiment ttt-8971-A.

Experiment ttt-8971-A: Experiment ttt-8971-A was an unauthorized study performed by Dr. Richman.

Excerpts from Dr. Richman's Personal Journal

Date: March 19th, 20██

I have reached another standstill in my work. There is only so much we can learn from single-celled organisms! The O-5 still haven't approved testing tissue samples, much less the mice I requested. We are still only working with hypotheticals when dealing with a containment breach; if we don't know the symptoms we cannot isolate the infected! On a more positive note, BLOODBORN is making progress. I'm only a few months away from a viable trial and, if successful, [DATA EXPUNGED]

Date: August 4th, 20██

I tested BLOODBORN on a small scale. It exceeded expectations, but is still flawed. The sample showed considerable improvement, but died shortly after. Also, the amount of BLOODBORN needed for any results is unacceptable; it will take me at least a month to produce enough for a second test. This is not without its benefits; with my new data, I can easily improve the formula in that time.

Date: August 19th, 20██


God No More

Item#: SCP-ggg
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ggg is kept in a 80x50x50m room. The floor, walls, and ceiling of the room are plated with obsidian and damaged plating is to be covered by more obsidian. Non-D Class personnel are not allowed into the chamber unless senior staff approve that testing requires a staff presence. Additionally, at least three staff on site are required to know all of the names of SCP-ggg.

Reality bending SCPs are to be kept 1km from the SCP at all times and any reality benders entering that zone are to be immediately restrained and returned to containment. Should a reality bending SCP get within the range of SCP-ggg's decay, it is imperitive that they be removed immediately. Afterwards, the SCP-ggg's effective radius is to be checked.

Description: SCP-ggg is a 30m tall granite obelisk, covered in symbols with that do not correspond to any known language. In a 30m, radius around SCP-ggg, all matter begins to decay, with the speed of the process increasing exponentially as one gets closer to the obelisk. The only substance that has been found to resist the decay is obsidian (see Addendum 1)

SCP-ggg also nullifies the powers of reality bendering SCPs within a one kilometer radius, nor can a reality bender exert control over anything within that radius. Any SCP capable of reality-warping is affected by SCP-ggg's decay within this zone and is psychicly and physically drawn to the obelisk. When a reality-bender gets within 30m of the obelisk, they are engulfed in a blue flame and disappear. However, every reality-bender killed by SCP-ggg increases the SCP's range by 120%.


Evolving Collective

Item#: SCP-xxx (The Evolving Collective)
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxx is to be kept in its cell at ██████████████. The current cell is a 25mx25m pit with a height of 50m. The floor and walls are ██ alternating layers of steel and concrete, past which is ~40m of the granite the pit was carved into. The ceiling of the chamber is reinforced plexiglass acting as the observation window.

The observation chamber is 50mx50mx50m with the observation window located in the center of the floor. Entry to the cell is made by removing a 1mx1m square of plexiglass located at the center of the observation window; an elevating platform is then lowered from the ceiling and into the pit. The observation chamber is to have four (4) armed guards at the entrance. Anyone exiting the observation chamber is to be inspected for xxx-1 spores and exposed to [DATA EXPUNGED]. If decontamination fails, the subject is to be incinerated and the SCP-xxx population investigated for new subspecies.

Lighting to the cell is provided by the SCP-xxx-1 population lining the walls, but remote controlled spotlights, located .5m below the observation window, can be used for additional lighting.

Twice a day, 153kg of raw meat is to be lowered into the containment chamber. During this time, all personnel are to evacuate the observation chamber until feeding has ceased.

Should the population of SCP-xxx reach a size of ████ members, excluding SCP-xxx-1, the population is to be decreased by the current extermination standards until an acceptable size as been attained. See Addendum xxx-1 for more information

Description: SCP-xxx is a collective of genetically differing organisms connected by a weak hivemind. On average, there are five different types of organisms at a time, referred to as SCP-xxx-1 through SCP-xxx-X. As a whole, they are referred to as the Collective, based on [DATA EXPUNGED]

SCPs xxx-1 through xxx-X are separate species, with little to no genetic similarities between them. The only definitive shared properties between each species are a connection to the hivemind, reproductive methods, and the potential for sudden adaptive mutations. These mutations are normally the cause of new species, with one specimen going through extreme changes before separating from the population.

The hivemind effect throughout SCP-xxx is incapable of contact outside the Collective. Between the members of species, the connection is strong enough to share sensory and tactical information, often used for pack hunting. Between species, there is a weak connection, only strong enough to indicate the general location and numbers of different species.

Most forms of SCP-xxx are carnivorous. In the wild, SCP-xxx organisms go after large mammals and humans. In captivity, the collective has been able to subsist on raw meat of any sort. Increased aggression is shown when feeding

All species of SCP-xxx reproduce through the implantation of eggs within an organism. Methods of implantation differ, but all end in the death of the host.

A curious exception to the common species traits is SCP-xxx-1, a population of glowing maggot-like creatures on eight spider-like legs and the oldest of the species in the Collective. SCP-xxx-1 feeds on mold, moss, and ambient biological matter. Instead of the standard reproduction method, all organisms reproduce by releasing spores into the air; all members of the population then release a loud and prolonged shrieking and buzzing. The spores then “hatch” into more SCP-xxx-1. As discovered in Incident-xxx-███, the inhalation of these spores causes extreme hallucinations compared to a heavy acid trip; this is followed by necrosis of all body systems over a span of 53 hours and eventual death.

Currently there are four other organisms, SCP-xxx-2 through SCP-xxx-5. Their names, appearance, traits, and function are listed below:

SCP-xxx-2 (Hyenas): SCP-xxx-2, called “Hyenas” for short, are the closest thing the Collective has to a warrior caste. The organism is a carnivorous quadruped, covered in a black chitinous layer, with a crocodilian snout and a set of one hundred (100) squaline teeth. The eyes of the organism are lupine in nature and capable of seeing from infrared to ultraviolet on the electromagnetic spectrum. The legs and feet of SCP-xxx-2 are almost identical in form and shape to that of a large wolf, with the exception of long, serrated, scythe shaped, retractable claws. SCP-xxx-2 organisms produce a laugh similar to that of a hyena when interacting with each other or hunting. A SCP-xxx-2 organism is one (1) meter long, 55cm tall from shoulder to foot, and weighs 10kg. SCP-xxx-2 is, autonomously, as smart as a rather bright wolf. The species normally breaks up into packs of 15-20, separating territory evenly. When not hunting, SCP-xxx-2 is very playful and has shown autonomous peaceful interaction with humans.

SCP-xxx-3 (Creepers): SCP-xxx-3, referred to as “Creepers” by personnel, are large arachnid creatures that make their lairs in dark corners and holes. A SCP-xxx-3 organism is a black hairless octoped, supporting itself on spider-like legs that end in a sharp point. The main body of the creature is a completely smooth, black oval, 50cm long and 40cm wide. The face of the creature is simply a set of serrated mandibles and three black bead-like eyes only capable infrared sight. SCP-xxx-3 is capable of climbing and sticking to any solid or semi-solid surface, though the means by which it does so is unknown. When threatened, the creature will spit a black, highly acidic adhesive substance before retreating. The farthest range recorded for the spittle is thirty (30) meters and fastest recorded speed is 43 meters per second. The population acts as an organized swarm when hunting, each member acting autonomously but in coordination with the rest of the population. Singularly, a member of SCP-xxx-3 is timid and easily excitable, but, if in close proximity to humans for a long period of time, can become bolder in its explorations. Should a specimen of SCP-xxx-3 go as far to attack, it will pounce upon its prey, continuously stabbing the target with its legs.

SCP-xxx-4: [DATA EXPUNGED]

SCP-xxx-5: SCP-xxx-5 are most intelligent of all the SCP-xxx species, capable of complex math and reasoning. A SCP-xxx-5 organism is a 2m long, 50cm tall creature that is almost identical to a gecko with some exceptions. SCP-xxx-5 lacks eyes but instead have hyper-sensitive senses of smell and hearing, using echolocation as its primary means of identifying its surroundings. A SCP-xxx-5 organism’s tongue is made of eight separate tentacles that wind around each other at most times. SCP-xxx-5 normally are covered in a black gecko-like skin, but is capable of changing to any color and texture. The spinal structure of the creature is made up of extremely strong muscle as opposed to bone or cartilage. The primary purpose of the SCP-xxx-5 species is scouting and communication. The hivemind connection of the species is strongest of all and is capable of complex interaction with the other species. When communicating, SCP-xxx-5 can produce any sound, smell, or light in a one-time code, the key being telepathically communicated to the other members of SCP-xxx. When presented with a situation in which normal mean of communication are blocked, the organism will quickly devise a different method of communication with the outside. For this reason, it was long believed that the telepathy of SCP-xxx-5 was capable of piercing SCP-148, until the discovery that a series of sub-sonic vibrations were being used.

Addendum xxx-1: Due to the evolving nature of the Collective, it has become increasingly difficult to keep the population at manageable levels. The current extermination standards are [DATA EXPUNGED] but there is the worry of possible evolution to protect an SCP-xxx-X from this method. Should this evolution happen, the Collective is to be reevaluated and new extermination standards are to be developed. O5 authorization is required before population control can recommence.

Addendum xxx-2: Outside of Foundation custody, at least six other collectives of SCP-xxx are known. Although the of packs have different species than the currently contain specimens, SCP-xxx-5 has been spotted in all of them as well as variations of SCP-xxx-3.

The location of each pack is as follows:

  • Northwestern Russia: The collective has remained mostly out of sight and has developed at least one ursine species
  • Iceland: The collective appears to be nomadic and sightings are negligible
  • Amazon Rainforest: The collective appears to be the most widely varied of all known instances of SCP-xxx, little human presence in territory
  • Pacific Ocean: Very little is known about the spread, movement, and evolution of this collective. Sighting are virtually non-existent
  • Africa: The collective remains in the savannas and all members are significantly lower to the ground
  • ████████, USA: The collective has adapted to urban life and has the highest observed birth rate. Currently, the Foundation is attempting to contain the collective.

Evolving Collective (Alternate)

Item#: SCP-eee
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-eee is to be kept in its cell at ██████████████. The current cell is a 25mx25m pit with a height of 50m. The floor and walls are ██ alternating layers of steel and concrete, past which is ~40m of the granite the pit was carved into. The ceiling of the chamber is reinforced plexiglass acting as the observation window.

The observation chamber is 50mx50mx50m with the observation window located in the center of the floor. Entry to the cell is made by removing a 1mx1m square of plexiglass located at the center of the observation window; an elevating platform is then lowered from the ceiling and into the pit. The observation chamber is to have four (4) armed guards at the entrance. Anyone exiting the observation chamber is to be inspected for xxx-1 spores and exposed to [DATA EXPUNGED]. If decontamination fails, the subject is to be incinerated and the SCP-eee population investigated for new subspecies

Description: SCP-eee is a collective of several genetically diverse species that are all capable of sudden and extreme adaptations to their environment. Though there are little to no genetic similarities; as a whole, the collective cooperates with each other, organizing themselves into different group for various jobs and purposes.

Each species, as previously mentioned, is capable of rapid changes in reaction to their environment, often spawning a new species to the collective. Changes of that intensity are rare, only happening when an external condition lasts for a long time or is highly threatening to the subjected organism. The transformation takes between 30 seconds to 10 minutes and tissue samples taken have shown that the dna of the organism is rewriting itself.

All members of a SCP-eee species are male, reproduction requires an organism from a non-SCP-eee species. Each population has a different method of reproduction, most resulting in the death of the host. Though any organism will do, SCP-eee shows a preference towards human females; it is currently unknown as to why this is, but current theories suggest [DATA EXPUNGED]. A young SCP-eee will reach adulthood in as early as 5 days and as late as 3 months, depending on the species.

There are currently four different species making up SCP-eee, they are as follows.

SCP-xxx-1 (Hyenas): SCP-xxx-1, called “Hyenas” for short, are the closest thing the Collective has to a warrior caste. The organism is a carnivorous quadruped, covered in a black chitinous layer, with a crocodilian snout and a set of one hundred (100) squaline teeth. The eyes of the organism are lupine in nature and capable of seeing from infrared to ultraviolet on the electromagnetic spectrum. The legs and feet of SCP-xxx-1 are almost identical in form and shape to that of a large wolf, with the exception of long, serrated, scythe shaped, retractable claws. SCP-xxx-2 organisms produce a laugh similar to that of a hyena when interacting with each other or hunting. A SCP-xxx-1 organism is one (1) meter long, 55cm tall from shoulder to foot, and weighs 10kg. SCP-xxx-1 is, autonomously, as smart as a rather bright wolf. The species normally breaks up into packs of 15-20, separating territory evenly. When not hunting, SCP-xxx-1 is very playful and has shown autonomous peaceful interaction with humans.

SCP-xxx-2 (Creepers): SCP-xxx-2, referred to as “Creepers” by personnel, are large arachnid creatures that make their lairs in dark corners and holes. A SCP-xxx-2 organism is a black hairless octoped, supporting itself on spider-like legs that end in a sharp point. The main body of the creature is a completely smooth, black oval, 50cm long and 40cm wide. The face of the creature is simply a set of serrated mandibles and three black bead-like eyes only capable infrared sight. SCP-xxx2 is capable of climbing and sticking to any solid or semi-solid surface, though the means by which it does so is unknown. When threatened, the creature will spit a black, highly acidic adhesive substance before retreating. The farthest range recorded for the spittle is thirty (30) meters and fastest recorded speed is 43 meters per second. The population acts as an organized swarm when hunting, each member acting autonomously but in coordination with the rest of the population. Singularly, a member of SCP-xxx-2 is timid and easily excitable, but, if in close proximity to humans for a long period of time, can become bolder in its explorations. Should a specimen of SCP-xxx-2 go so far as to attack, it will pounce upon its prey, continuously stabbing the target with its legs.

SCP-xxx-3: [DATA EXPUNGED]

SCP-xxx-4: SCP-xxx-4 are most intelligent of all the SCP-xxx species, capable of complex math and reasoning. A SCP-xxx-4 organism is a 2m long, 50cm tall creature that is almost identical to a gecko with some exceptions. SCP-xxx-4 lacks eyes but instead have hyper-sensitive senses of smell and hearing, using echolocation as its primary means of identifying its surroundings. A SCP-xxx-4 organism’s tongue is made of eight separate tentacles that wind around each other at most times. SCP-xxx-4 normally are covered in a black gecko-like skin, but is capable of changing to any color and texture. The spinal structure of the creature is made up of extremely strong muscle as opposed to bone or cartilage. The primary purpose of the SCP-xxx-4 species is scouting and communication. When communicating, SCP-xxx-4 can produce any sound, smell, or light in a one-time code, the key somehow communicated to the other members of SCP-xxx. The current theory is telepathy, but further testing is required.

Addendum xxx-1: Due to the evolving nature of the Collective, it has become increasingly difficult to keep the population at manageable levels. The current extermination standards are [DATA EXPUNGED] but there is the worry of possible evolution to protect an SCP-xxx-X from this method. Should this evolution happen, the Collective is to be reevaluated and new extermination standards are to be developed. O5 authorization is required before population control can recommence.

Addendum xxx-2: Outside of Foundation custody, at least six other collectives of SCP-xxx are known. Although the of packs have different species than the currently contain specimens, SCP-xxx-5 has been spotted in all of them as well as variations of SCP-xxx-3.

The location of each pack is as follows:

  • Northwestern Russia: The collective has remained mostly out of sight and has developed at least one ursine species
  • Iceland: The collective appears to be nomadic and sightings are negligible
  • Amazon Rainforest: The collective appears to be the most widely varied of all known instances of SCP-xxx, little human presence in territory
  • Pacific Ocean: Very little is known about the spread, movement, and evolution of this collective. Sighting are virtually non-existent
  • Africa: The collective remains in the savannas and all members are significantly lower to the ground
  • ████████, USA: The collective has adapted to urban life and has the highest observed birth rate. Currently, the Foundation is attempting to contain the collective.
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