Failed SCP's (for now?)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Subject is to be kept in an 8x8x8 meter room, furnished with a bed, a desk with a lamp, a chair, and a dresser containing two (2) standard containment protocol uniforms. Should one of the SCP's abilities manifest and render it outside of Site ██, SCP-XXXX can be tracked using the tracking device implanted within the left arm, serial code 57W-43B. Regular checks are advised to ensure reliability. Testing of SCP-XXXX is to be approved by Class 3 personnel or higher. Testing on Keter class SCP's is prohibited.
As of Incident A6-7010, blast doors are to be checked regularly to ensure they are operational.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an African American female, approximately 1.6 meters tall, and weighing 46 kilograms. The subject has short dark hair, green-pigmented eyes. The subjects name is Linda, and ages itself at 17. However, tissue samples age her closer to 22. It has the ability to spontaneously acquire an ability randomly during moments of extreme stress or after a 40 day period without any form of manifestation. Abilities are based on the thirteen month lunar calendar, with manifestation coming twenty days after the previous manifestation under proper conditions.
Currently noted manifestations include:
- Impervious skin
- High pitched noise emanating from the SCP object.
- Molecular phase change
- Spontaneous human combustion
- Aquatic respiration
- Rapid vibration at a molecular level
- Explosion, centered upon the SCP (varying intensity) (added as of Incident A6-7010)
Tests are currently underway to ascertain possible limits in SCP-XXXX's properties. It is also understood that the subject does not have control over its abilities. When dealing with the subject, caution is advised.
SCP involved: SCP-XXXX
Location: Site ██
Manifestation: Centered Explosion (5th degree)
Description: Recorded explosion in Site ██. Epicenter judged to be at or near SCP-XXXX. Explosion caused damage to containment chambers of two other SCPs, one of which escaped out into the grounds of Site ██. Death toll judged to be about ██. Evidence shows that SCP-XXXX may have been the cause. Special Containment Procedures updated.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be kept in a 8x8 meter room, with a small desk for it to be set on. A single chair is to accompany the desk. The SCP is to be watched by one guard at all times to ensure no personnel steals it. This guard is to report any sound not consisting of static to any Level 2 or higher personnel. Attempts by anyone to use the radio without permission from Level 3 personnel is to be met with immediate execution by knife, to ensure that the radio itself is not to be damaged in the process.
Description: SCP-xxxx is the combination of three entities: The radio itself, the voice of a young German soldier , and the voice of an older French soldier. SCP-xxxx-1, the radio, is made of metal and wire. No cable or any sort of connecting device is present, as well as no antennae. In most cases, SCP-xxxx-1 simply plays static through it occasionally. However, it will occasionally (reasons yet to be identified) produce the voice of one of two males. SCP-xxxx-2 and SCP-xxxx-3 are both soldiers, supposedly fighting in WWI. The battle takes place /inside/ Paris, even though no such battle had taken place. SCP-xxxx-2 is a German youth, age 17, within a trench ("hellhole" as he describes it). He has very high moral values, thinking that the French sent the assassins to kill Archduke Ferdinand, causing WWI. SCP-xxxx-3 is a man of the French army, judged to be 35. He is lazy and apathetic, referring to "the shit he puts up with" within the trenches. These two voices have yet to appear at the same time, however, when one is heard speaking of a coming assault upon them, the radio crackles out, and no response can be heard. After a short period of time (usually two to three hours), the other will appear at the radio and speak, talking of the assault and how successful it was (see appendum). SCP was found within a house on a prairie on the border of France and Germany. THe house was practically in splinters, likely from heavy artillery fire nearby. Properties discovered when a German voice rang through, pleading for help against the French onslaught. Origin of voice never found.
Doctor Gerber, lead Scientist on SCP-xxxx. Level 3 clearance
Dr. Gerber: approaches SCP-xxxx. He sits at the table, one hand holding the microphone, the other operating the frequency dial.
Dr. Gerber: "Anyone home?"
Static is heard.
Another crackle of static is heard, then an electronic whine.
Dr. Gerber: Flinches. "May I ask who this is?"
Voice: "Sind sie Englisch oder Deutscher?"
(this moment forward, German is translated)
Dr. Gerber: "Why?"
Voice: "Answer the question. Are you English or German?
Dr. Gerber: "German. Why ask me if I'm German or English?"
Voice: Static laughter. "It's the Great War, my friend. The English think they're high and mighty, but we'll show them not to mess with Germany and her allies."
Dr. Gerber: "What war?"
Voice: "You mustn't be serious. How could you not know? It's only consumed all of Europe."
Dr. Gerber: "What year is it?"
Voice: More laughter. "Friend, I think you should check in to the hospital. It's 1916."
Dr. Gerber: "Try again. It's 2012. I think you are the one to check into the hospital."
Voice: "No it's not. Do you take me for a fool? I know full well what year it is, now stop acting so weird."
Voices can be heard shouting in the background.
*Voice:** "I have to go, the French are mounting an assault to take back Paris."
Static. A click is heard, and the radio turns itself off. Dr. Gerber stands up and leaves the room.
Doctor ████, Level 2 clearance **
Dr. ████:** Sits at table.
Static comes out of the radio.
Dr. ████: "Hello, Houston? Do we have a problem?"
Voice: This time thickly accented French. Translated. "Who is Houston, and why might he have a problem?"
Dr. ████: "Can you tell me what year it is?"
Voice: "1916. Why?"
Dr. ████: "Just clarifying. Can you tell me what's going on?"
Voice: "We just took back Paris from the Germans. Currently, we are setting up our defenses to hopefully repel them. I just hope they give up soon, I'm tired of all this running forward and back."