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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX, and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept at Storage Site 23 in a secure room. All new instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be transported to the Storage Site. Testing is to be conducted by Level 3 researchers with deceased animals only. Any live animal tests must be approved by the Ethics Committee.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 00x00x00 square device with a door on one side. Written on the top are the words "Dr. Wondertainments XXXX box!" SCP-XXXX can convert deceased animals into various toys, with random but harmless effects. SCP-XXXX works by placing any mammal under 16 kg in the container, shutting the door, and pushing the green button located on the top. SCP-XXXX will produce a low hum for roughly 3 minutes, during which it cannot be opened. SCP-XXXX will then open, revealing the carcass with new, random effects. See Addendum XXXX-1 for a list of produced items. SCP-XXXX was discovered by Agent [put blackbox later], when reports came in of pets disappearing from a nearby neighborhood. An investigation discovered that [blackbox], a resident, was capturing various animals and using SCP-XXXX on them. His house was revealed to contain over [considering whether to blackbox or not] instances of SCP-XXXX-1

Addendum: Item ideas that I may or may not keep:
-Squirrel that turns into slinky. Place on stairs and body slices up, looking like a slinky, going down until hits bottom and looks normal.
-Cat becomes rubberized like a stretch armstrong toy.
-Chihuahua that becomes stiff and hard like metal, standing with tail sticking up, push tail down, mouth opens and makes toy gunshot sound, with fake gunpowder smoke.
-Jack Russel Terrier that has small remote control, paws have small wheels on bottom, and eyes light up like headlights.

Addendum: "Hey kids! Has your pet recently passed on? Are you sad that your friend is gone? No more! With Dr. Wondertainment's XXXXX Box, you can turn your old pets into new, fun toys to share with your friends and family! Just place the pet inside the container (remember to always handle with gloves!), put the big green button, and enjoy your new toy! *results may vary. XXXX box should always be used with adult supervision. Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any mental trauma or physical injury from products created by XXXX box.*

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