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I shouldn't have been hired. Yes, I'm an ordained bishop, yes, I meet all the qualifications, but — come on, I'm an Episcopalian, we don't believe — even the Anglicans don't really believe in the Devil. And we definitely don't. If they want me to defy the Devil it just doesn't work that way. Satan is outdated — it's a remnant of old desert-nomadic traditions. Of course they had stories about standing against demons, challenging God to
