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Another year, another Halloween, another horror film festival. They had to cancel the one last year for obvious reasons— you can't exactly run a film festival when you have a scarecrow stuffed with the festival's manager pop up in the middle of the popcorn machine. But, it's under new management now.

New management means lower-quality films have shown up. Passable indie horror that relies too much on jumpscares or has atmosphere but no payoff, a couple of low-budget movies that are as scary as vacation footage (mainly because they're shot like vacation footage) and, for some reason, someone decided it would be a good idea to make a film based on the Holders Series of all things. As if what they had done to Slender Man wasn't bad enough.

Still, there's one film that's attracting a lot of attention— a sequel seemingly lacking a first installment. People push their way through the crowd to get a look at the poster.

[insert poster here]

Tickets are selling fast— you barely managed to get one. Now, you've got popcorn, you've got coke, you're sitting in the middle of the Apollo Theater in Downtown Sloth's Pit, and it's time for the…

Opening Credits

A street in a town somewhere in America. The camera pans into a bar, where a lone woman is holding a bottle of pills. She looks like she needs a drink.

The Witch's Hut

The scene changes to a costume shop. It's closing time, and the clerk behind the register is waiting for her father to come and pick her up. Something stirs in the shadows outside.

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