Item #: SCP-000
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-000 Should not be directly contacted by humans. All contaminated humans should be incinerated in a 6x6x6 meter furnace by staff members with ear defenders. No contact with SCP-000 is allowed unless permitted by 05-8. SCP-000 is contained in a 143 milliliter sealed tube labeled "SCP-000". Any attempts of releasing SCP-000 will result in incineration.
Description: SCP-000 is a virus that shuts down all bodily functions, almost in a comatose stasis. The virus was recovered when a group of people reported complaints of a crashed object. SCP-000 is spread by any means of vibration, including talking, and movement. SCP-000 can be spread by telephone. This was discovered by Agent P██ C███████ when she was called by an infected male human. She immediately called the foundation and she was incinerated before the 12-minute mark, when she would have began transmitting the disease. SCP-000 makes the infected shut down all bodily functions within 34 minutes. Around 12 minutes of infection, SCP-000 will replace all vocal patterns with the word "zero".
Addendum: No testing is allowed on SCP-000 unless permitted by O5-8.-Dr. Inferno
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