Item #: SCP-DERP
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-DERP-1 is to be kept in a large locked box in a secure chamber. All instances of SCP-DERP-2 are to be labled, logged, and stored in a locked box in the same chamber. As of Incident-DERP-K, no experiments with SCP-DERP may be carried out without the presence of at least four (4) security team members. All personel affected by SCP-DERP are to be terminated at the end of the interogation. Any experiment that requires a subject to be retained past the initial interrogation must be cleared with the site director.
Description: SCP-DERP-1 is a large, unmarked cardboard box. SCP-DERP-2 is a collection of DVDs. Each DVD is stored in a seperate case, which are in turn stored within SCP-DERP-1. Each instance of SCP-DERP-2 containes a short set of introductury lessons to a launguage, aproximately twenty (20) minutes long. Any individual, hereafter referd to as the Subject, who views any instance of SCP-DERP-2 in its entirety, will lose consiousness for █ hours. Upon awaking, the subject will have lost all memories of who they are. Instead, the subject will remember a fictional life in which they were born and raised in a country in which the language is spoken by at least ██% of the population. The subject will have lost all skills and languages from their past life, and will have gained complete mastery over the language taught by SCP-DERP-2, as well as any skills that pertain to their fictional memories. Every aspect of these fictional memories, beyond the location the subject claims to have been born in, seems to be almost completely random.
SCP-DERP-1 holds an apparant limitless supply of SCP-DERP-2 instances. If an instance of SCP-DERP-2 is removed, and SCP-DERP-1 is closed, upon opening SCP-DERP-1, it will be completely full.
SCP-DERP was discovered in the home of Mr. ████████. Police arrested Mr. ████████ after an attempted robbery, and, upon aprehension, Mr. ████████ spoke only Hungarian. Mr. ████████ had no previous criminal record, and an interview with his wife indicated that he had no knowlage of the Hungarian language. Mrs. ████████ was given Class-A amnesiacs, and the owner of the robbed store as well as all police officers involved were given Class-B amnesiacs.
Results: Subject believed himself to be a banker working in Paris. Subject showed possesion of all knowlage commenly assosiated with banking.
Note: See Incident-DERP-K
Incident-DERP-K: Subject D-4289 was instructed to watch an instanece of SCP-DERP-2 which teaches [REDACTED]. Upon awakening, subject attacked Dr. █████, the lead researcher working on SCP-DERP. Subject than began to attempt to escape the facility, killing ██ researchers and █ security personal, having suprised Agent ███ and relieving him of his firearm, before he was subdued. Upon aquireing a translator, and after ██ hours of interogation, it was revield that the subject believed himself to be a member of the [REDACTED] terrorist cell, and that he was being held as a prisoner by the United States. Security procedures modified.
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Alex stayed close to the ground as he walked through the forest. His footsteps made little noise, and he moved like a ghost. If they saw him, he'ld have to go home empty handed, and he just couldn't do that. His family was counting on him.
At first, he didn't like his new family. When they took him in, all Alex wanted to do was leave, to go back to his old home. He missed his firends, missed his old family, hoped every day Adults would find him, and take him back. It never happend.