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Meeee too! ….wait. Whatever, the code is below the actual quote. Just snip snip snip!
Gee DrMagnus, that seems too easy!
It is, tiny citizen! Included in the code is a collapsible block!
Yup! Include, or disinclude it, as needed! Now get out of my sandbox, you cretins!
Die in a fire Magnus!
Oh, kids. If only I were so lucky.
[[tab Yousuf, جو کپاس وسلم تکتا ہے]]
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a humanoid male of Middle Eastern descent, who claims to be known as "Yousuf, جو کپاس وسلم تکتا ہے". SCP-XXXX-J has influence over plant life grown in the immediate area up to and including seven kilometers around it, specifically cotton plants. SCP-XXXX-J was recovered from BLAHBLAHBLAH, Pakistan on DATESDATESDATES.
SCP-XXXX-J came to the attention of the foundation through a confidential source in BLAHBLAHBLAH who informed Foundation assets of anomalous activity in the area, with regards to crop growth of local cotton plants.
SCP-XXXX-J was identified as the cause of this anomalous growth, which consisted of crop yields exceeding four hundred percent of average annual yield. The confidential source described SCP-XXXX-J as a hermit who would visit local villages once a year for tributes and sacrifices.
SCP-XXXX-J is cooperative, and Researchers Stavros and Dillinger were assigned to study SCP-XXXX-J's effect. Researchers Stavros and Dillinger normally would not be considered for this role due to their personal involvement with each other, however, as experts in the area and local folklore, they were considered the best fit.
- log 1
SCP-XXX-J has shown us significant insights in to its influence over plant life. It appears to be able to spontaneously stimulate growth, akin to conditions of high rainfall. This effect
[[tab Donut Jimmy]]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be contained a standard humanoid containment cell, furnished to standard comfort levels for a non-dangerous humanoid entity. It is to be observed remotely for anomalous behavior Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, containment shall consist of accepting SCP-XXXX's daily delivery at 0700 Hours each morning, followed by psychological counselling at Administrative Site-217.
Deliveries made by SCP-XXXX are to be scanned for anomalous composition. if no anomalies are detected they may be distributed to break rooms throughout Administrative Site-217.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male which appears at a fixed location and time each day, making a delivery of donuts and bagels to Administrative Site-217, and dissapearing at a fixed point in time later the same day. SCP-XXXX is Caucasian, aged 31, 173 cm tall, and approximately 70 kg. SCP-XXXX's physical appearance, and answers from several interviews with SCP-XXXX have led to the conclusion that SCP-XXXX is █████ ██████, an employee of a local bakery, Donut Jimmy's Bakery, which was contracted to deliver baked goods daily, for distribution to break rooms throughout the Site.
SCP-XXXX was determined to be anomalous on September 1, ████, when Administrative Site-217 accounts payable had a discrepancy in the food budgets for refreshments, leading to an investigation by Agents █████ and ██████. Contact was made with Donut Jimmy's Bakery, which reported that SCP-XXXX had informed the bakery that the contract was not renewed.
Remote observation of SCP-XXXX after it made its daily delivery to Administrative Site-217 showed that SCP-XXXX will disappear from view at a distance of .72 KM from the entrance to Administrative Site-217 and reappear at precisely 0700 hours each day.
Analysis of SCP-XXXX's delivery confirmed that all food was non-anomalous. Testing with D Class personnel confirmed them safe for human consumption, and as such, are to be distributed as normal.
Containment was attempted on September 3, ████, with SCP-XXXX being interviewed about its delivery. SCP-XXXX claimed to have no knowledge of any of the events or effects surrounding SCP-XXXX and was put in to standard humanoid containment. SCP-XXXX was extremely distressed and agitated, when informed of the anomalous context surrounding it.
on September 4, ████, SCP-XXXX was no longer within view of its containment cell, and appeared .72 km outside of Administrative Site-217, with the usual quantity of food for delivery each morning. See Addendum-A.
[[tab 100 Horrible ways to die]]
Magnus Okay, roll d20 to hit
Steve Goddammit, fumble.
Magnus Alright, roll d20 to see if you just miss, or fumble
Magnus What was it? You might beat the DC.
Steve No no. I fumbled that roll. Natural 1.
Magnus Oh steve, you know what that means. Roll d100…
Magnus, what the fuck is this.
This is a list of 100 horrible ways to be maimed, killed, or otherwise. I use this list in my DnD games to punish players who roll *epically* bad. Usually two rolls of 1d20 resulting in a 1, in a row, without any other actions.
Read at your own risk.
[[tab Wanna See something terrifying?]]