Misfortune Cookie Test Logs

Test Log: 000-I
D-89742 is a 26-year old Caucasian male of average physical and slightly above average mental aptitude. D-89742 is brought into testing facility █ with a metal table and two folding chairs. SCP-000-6 is placed on the table in front of it. SCP-000-6 is still in its original plastic packaging. Dr. █████ enters shortly thereafter.

Dr.█████: Good afternoon D-89742. Please open the fortune cookie on the table in front of you.

D-89742: What’s it going to do to me?

Dr.█████: Please open the fortune cookie.

D-89742: What’s in it?

Dr.█████: Please open the fortune cookie.

D-89742 is visibly agitated.

D-89742: I’ve heard stories about -

Dr.█████: This is the last time I will ask you before I enlist the aid of security. Now please - open the cookie.

Subject stares at the cookie for 28 seconds while showing signs of increased emotional distress. Dr Y looks at his watch and begins to motion to the camera.

D-89742: Wait!

Subject picks up SCP-000-6. He holds it at arms length, turns his face away, and breaks the plastic. Subject maintains this position for 18 seconds before opening one eye. Subject wipes tears and perspiration off face with shoulder before opening both eyes and looking directly at SCP-000-6.

Dr.█████: Remove it completely from its wrapper.

Subject slowly removes SCP-000 from the wrapper and gently puts it on the table.

Dr.█████: Break the cookie and read the fortune.

D-89742: But -

Dr.█████ turns towards the camera and motions with his index finger. Two armed security guards enter the testing facility.

D-89742: No, wait. I'll do it! I'll do it!

Subject D-89742 picks up 000-6 and repeats previous posture with averted face. Subject opens 000-6 and maintains position for 9 seconds. Subject sobs and places both halves of 000-6 on the table.

Dr.█████: Please extract the fortune and read it to me.

D-89742: unintelligible

Dr.█████: D-89742, read the damn cookie!

Subject pulls the fortune from the cookie and begins to read.

D-89742: Your greatest asset- your great subject sobs and wipes tears from face

Dr.█████: Just the numbers on the back please.

Subject flips 000-6 over.

D-89742: ██ ██ ██ ██ ██ ███

Dr.█████: Thank you D-89742. You can go now.

Subject attempts to stand up but slips and falls on floor in a fit of sobs. Subject is escorted from the testing facility with the aid of security.

Addendum: Preparations were made to counter the containment breach predicted by 000-6. Agents encountered D-class personnel 28210 and 27418 attempting to remove SCP-███ from the facility. Containment breach was successfully halted and SCP-███ recovered. D-class personnel 28210 and 27418 retained for questioning.
Please note that D-89742 did not consume pieces of the cookie, leading researches to believe that consumption is not a prerequisite to successful prediction.

Test Log: 000-II
D-8910 is a 22-year old hispanic female of slightly below average height and mental aptitude with a history of juvenile offense. D-8910 is brought into testing facility █ with a metal table and folding chair. SCP-000-7 is placed on the table in front of it. SCP-000-7 is still in its original plastic packaging. Dr. █████ enters shortly thereafter.

Dr.█████: Good afternoon checks chart D-8910.

D-8910: Yo. *Subject giggles*

Dr.█████: Is this your first time participating in an SCP test?

Subject responds in the affirmative.

Dr.█████: Please open the fortune cookie on the table in front of you.

Subject picks up 000-7 and unwraps it. Cookie is broken in the process. Subject begins to remove pieces of cookie and eats it.

Dr.█████: Read the fortune aloud, please.

D-8910: Your enthusiasm inspires others to do better - in bed.

Dr.█████: And the numbers on the back?

D-8910: ██, ██, ██, ██, ██, ███

Dr.█████ checks watch.

Dr █████: Oh shi-

Room shakes knocking both Dr.█████ and test subject to the floor. Video feed stops shortly after power is temporarily disconnected during containment breach of ███.

Test Log: 000-III
//D-11121 is a 48-year old asian female noted by colleagues to be abnormally “lucky”. Current records indicate no statistical anomalies corresponding to D-11121’s luck.

D-11121 is brought into testing facility █ with a metal table and folding chair. SCP-000-8 is placed on the table in front of it. SCP-000-8 is still in its original plastic packaging. Dr. █████ enters shortly thereafter.//

Dr.█████g: Nin hao.

D-11121: Ni hao bu hao?

Dr.█████: Hao, hao. Qing, ni shuo yingwen.

D-11121: Okay.

Dr.█████: Please attempt to open the fortune cookie on the table in front of you without damaging or removing the plastic wrapper

Subject picks up 000-8. Subjects stares at it briefly before crushing 000-8 with her fingers. 000’s plastic packaging remains intact.

Dr.█████: Can you see the fortune through the wrapper?

D-11121: Shi.

Dr.█████: Please read the fortune aloud.

D-11121: You will meet all challenges with poise and excellence.

Dr.█████: And the numbers on the back?

D-11121: ██, ██, ██, ██, ██, ███

Dr.█████: Thank you. You may go now.

Addendum: Although 000-8 was not removed from its plastic wrapper, a climate control malfunction lead to the containment breach of SCP-███ at the predicted date and time.

Test Log: 000-IV
D-41728 is a 30-year old African American male of average physical and above average mental aptitude. D-41728 has reportedly survived three separate keter class containment breaches with non-life threatening injuries, one resulting in the loss of his left eye.
D-41728 is brought into testing facility █ with a metal table and folding chair. SCP-000-9 is placed on the table in front of it along with a long pair of tweeezers. SCP-000-9 is still in its original plastic packaging. Dr. █████ enters shortly thereafter.

Dr.█████: Hello D-11121. Please unwrap the fortune cookie in front of you and extract the fortune without breaking the cookie.

D-41728: No problem.

Subject picks up 000-9 and removes plastic packaging. Subject uses tweezers to dextrously remove the fortune from 000-9 before carefully placing the cookie back on the table.

D-41728: My daughter loves Operation. I’ve had a lot of practice.

Dr.█████: Please read the fortune aloud.

D-41728: Let me out.

Dr.█████: Excuse me?

D-41728: It’s what the paper says.

Dr.█████: Very interesting. And the numbers on the back?

D-41728: ██, ██, ██, ██, ██, ███

Dr.█████: Thank you, D-41728. You may go now.

Addendum: Although 000-9 was activated without breaking the cookie, SCP-███ still broke containment at the predicted date and time. Precautions taken before the containment breach resulted in minimal loss of resources during recapture.

Test Log: 000-V
//D-54025 is a 31-year old Latin American male. Subject is of below average physical and mental capabilities and has a history of paranoid schizophrenia. The subject is considered mentally stable as long as he continues his current regiment of medication.
Dr. █████ monitors the experiment via video footage from a nearby observation room. SCP-000-10 is placed on the floor not far from the entrance to testing facility █. D-54025 is instructed not to look at the floor and lead into the room by armed security where he accidentally steps on the cookie. //

Subject is startled and glances at the floor to see what he’s stepped on. Dr.█████ communicates by intercom.

Dr.█████: Do not look at the floor.

D-54025: What was that?

Dr.█████: Nothing. Thank you, D-54025. You may go now.

Addendum: 000-10 remained on the floor of facility █ for 11 hours and 43 minutes before SCP-███ breached containment. 000-10 was recovered following the incident. The “lucky” numbers on the back accurately predicted the containment breach before it happened. The fortune reads: “Your meds aren’t what you think they are”.

Test Log: 000-VI
SCP-000-11 is placed on a table above a mechanical arm mounted with a heavy blade. A timed mechanism releases the arm after 3 minutes.
000-11 is successfully cut in half and unobserved for 3 hours and 9 minutes, at which time SCP-███ breaches containment.

Addendum: 000-11 was recovered following the incident. The “lucky” numbers on the back accurately predicted the containment breach before it happened, despite no human intervention or observation of the fortune prior to the event. Cutting 000-11 in half during the course of the experiment had no effect. The fortune read: Please [DATA EXPUNGED].

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