To be used for pissing about in the near future now!
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently housed in Storage Locker 27 of Sector 25. SCP-XXXX is not to be removed without express written permission from Dr. Erwin or personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher. All testing is to be done in a fully bullet-proof chamber. Relationships between all present personnel must be established before any experiment begins.
Containment Addenda: SCP-XXXX is to be kept on a balance connected to an automatic alarm system. Should a teleportation event occur and the alarm be triggered, all personnel should avoid using revolvers where possible until SCP-XXXX is recovered.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a revolver of unknown make which appears to be made entirely of marble. Despite this unusual composition, it is still capable of firing when loaded with ammunition of the appropriate calibre. Scans of the internal mechanisms suggest that apart from the material they are made of, all internal components are unremarkable. Attempts to transfer components between SCP-XXXX and traditional firearms of similar dimensions have resulted in both weapons being non-functional. Carving an identical replica, from marble of a similar type, with measurements concordant to within ± 0.5μ .
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