Special Containment Procedures: SCP-NaN is to be contained inside a live African elephant with a mass of at least one point eight (1.8) metric tons. This [REDACTED] is to contain [REDACTED]. In the case of a containment breach personnel are to release a minimum of twelve robot mice created specifically to distract SCP-NaN's host, before retreating to an ornamental trout pond for further observation. When personnel must enter [REDACTED]'s containment area, no fewer than 6 castrated firefighters may enter at any time. Personnel wishing to use SCP-NaN or the one-armed, midget Hindu bellydancer for a better sexual experience require a standard-issue hacksaw in order to gain access.
Description: SCP-NaN is [REDACTED] that [REDACTED]. Its properties [REDACTED], however further research is being performed into how it is able to locate the orange gelatin. Typically SCP-NaN interacts with SCP-1004, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED]1 SCP-NaN may on occasion seek out SCP-447 and a dead body in order to perform [DATA EXPUNGED] resulting in uncountable casualties, creating more than 1,000 babies. This is unconfirmed.
SCP-NaN was discovered by personnel following [REDACTED]. Mobile Task Force[REDACTED] was sent to [REDACTED]. SCP-NaN was then contained[REDACTED]
Addendum 1:Anyone who is found dead due to SCP-NaN will be [REDACTED]. Per [REDACTED]
Addendum 2: Incident 1337:
SCP-NaN broke containment [REDACTED]. It was eventually [REDACTED].
1. On occasion SCP-NaN may exhibit increased 'excitement' in response to SCP-1004.
Name: [DATA SECURED], Task Force Handle "Psyshade"
Designation: Level 2 Recovery Specialist
Undercover/Silent Recovery (level 1)
Anomalous Hazmat Security (level 3)
Containment Protocol (level 2)
Information Security (level 2)(level 3) (Level 2)
Satisfying The Ladies (level 5) (Secured, ISO2 █████)
Communications & Euphemistic Coding (level 3)
For demonstrating ability to breach data security, Information Security rank level 3 is granted. For breaching data security, Information Security rank level 3 is stripped. You seriously thought we wouldn't notice a "Satisfying The Ladies" certification? That cert has only been given out 3 times, never at level 5. -Operator █████, Information Security level O2
Recovery agent Psyshade was recruited by the Foundation on 6/8/11 after happening upon a secure operation in ██████████, New York. Intelligence reports indicated the presence of SCP-295 specimens in the area. Psyshade somehow managed to slip past two Mobile Task Force security zones, overcome a temporary security barrier, and was seemingly able to ignore a specifically constructed "NO TRESPASSING" sign containing a level 2 memetic deterrent. Security breach was discovered by Task Force personnel during an emergency security walkdown after Agent █████ did not muster after his hourly patrol.
Both Psyshade and Agent █████ were found on the roof of the secure area. Between them were 7 empty 16 oz cans of american lager and half a bottle of tequila (Agent █████ had a documented history of relapses into alcoholism). Psyshade was brought before Task Force Controller Dr. Baker for the purpose of debriefing and amnesiacs. Although clearly inebriated, Psyshade offered no resistance to foundation personnel.
here will be an interview log where things don't quite go as planned. Don't make plans around Agent Psyshade; reasons will become clear as the shtick unfolds.