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| SCP-1341 during initial containment. |
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Item #: SCP-1341
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1341 is to be held in a 3x3x4 shed on the grounds of Site ██. This shed is to have two guards monitoring it at all times. Access is only permitted to personnel with Level Two clearance or higher. No arboreal objects are to be held in the same area as SCP-1341. Testing must be conducted in a standalone structure. Under no circumstance should SCP-1341 be brought into any building other than those specifically constructed to house and test it.
Description: SCP-1341 is a mason jar made of red glass. It has the words "JUNGLE IN A JAR" stenciled on the lid. When SCP-1341 is in an inactive state, it weighs approximately 48 grams.
SCP-1341's anomalous effect can be divided into three phases:
Phase One will begin if SCP-1341's lid is removed while it is indoors (Removing it when the object is outdoors has no effect). It will begin to exude soil from the opening at 10kg per minute. The soil will be continuously produced until all available space in the room it is contained within is filled with this soil to a depth of at least ten millimeters. When this criteria is met, SCP-1341 will progress to Phase Two.
During Phase Two, several species of plants will begin to grow in the soil produced by SCP-1341. These plants will superficially resemble species found in tropical rain forests. However, DNA testing has shown that these plants do not correspond to any known species. The plants will continue to grow until they have achieved the maximum size the area will allow. They take a maximum of three days to reach full maturity, and once mature are resistant to temperatures of up to 500 degrees Celsius. The epidermal layer of these plants measures an average of 7.6 on the Moh hardness scale. They have been shown to be resistant to all known types of chemical defoliants.
When the maximum amount of space the plants can take up is filled, several trees will begin to grow fruits, resembling fruits in the genus Durio. Two to three weeks after these fruits begin to grow, they will fall from the trees and split open, allowing several juvenile organisms (hereafter known as SCP-1341-2) to emerge.
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| An instance of SCP-1341-2 |
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Instances of SCP-1341-2 resemble vaguely simian bipeds, and are not hostile unless provoked. Instances of SCP-1341-2 exhibit behavior patterns consistent with those of wild chimpanzees. When the population of SCP-1341-2 has reached between twenty and thirty, the third and final phase of SCP-1341's effect will initiate.
During Phase Three, the area affected by SCP-1341 will expand to fill the largest enclosed space possible. The root structure of the plants within SCP-1341 will burrow into whatever surface they are growing from, regardless of its composition, and spread through the walls, ceiling, and floors of any artificial structure it has been placed within. New plants will begin to grow from these root structures, until SCP-1341 has completely assimilated whatever artificial structure it is within.
TRANSCRIPT OF PROGRAM BROADCAST ON ██/██/20██, entitled "A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE"
Shot of a white text on black background title card, entitled "A VERY SPE EPISODE"[sic]
Shot of a smaller card with a photo of the US Department of Justice logo with the caption "WINNERS DON'T [DATA EXPUNGED] DRUGS"
(Opening scene, with a shot of three researchers walking to the dormitories.)
Item #:SCP-1798
Object Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Its a pug, that has its eyes slowly fall out, so it steals the eyes of other oeganisms and when the eyes fall out it eats them,
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| File photo of SCP-1895's interior |
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Item #:SCP-1895
Object Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures:Due to SCP-1895's immobility, Research outpost Theta-13 has been constructed around it. SCP-1895's operable systems are subject to annual maintenance examinations. Particular care should be given to the continued function of turbines three and four. Under no circumstances are SCP-1895's systems to be discharged or deactivated, and any deactivation events should be treated as a containment breach.
Description:SCP-1895 is a DC hydroelectric power plant constructed sometime in the early twentieth century. The building is in functional condition despite its age and obsolescence. SCP-1895 contains five generators and four turbines, two of which no longer function. The continued function of these turbines is to be considered a class-5 priority task.
If SCP-1895's turbines should cease functioning, its anomalous properties will manifest. Within 48 hours of the turbines functionality ending, Niagra falls will cease to cascade.
