Item #: SCP-XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be kept in a storage locker within one of Site-██'s storage bays. SCP-XXX's storage locker is to be outfitted with a standard 60 watt florescent lightbulb, turned on at all times, in order to minimize the chances of accidental activation. Further testing on SCP-XXX is to be carried out under Dr. █████'s supervision.
Description: SCP-XXX is an antique Tiffany lamp.blah blah
A tonic or serum or whatever that gives you a variant of Fatal Familial Insomnia