Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: No special containment procedures are currently needed, as this SCP is a great for improving staff self-esteem
Description: Is a new-born male Sugar Glider (Petaurus breviceps), estimated 3 weeks old. This SCP was recovered when a staff member reported it to the Foundation (It is probable that the effect manifested at birth). SCP-XXXX possesses the anomalous ability to imprint on humans. It is usually seen humping staff member's legs or arms. Nothing irregular has been observed in the spot where the Sugar Glider has "humped".
Addendum: SCP-XXXX (Currently referred to as "Oscar" by staff members) is now allowed to traverse the lower levels of Site-██. Please remember Oscar is an SCP, and should be treated as such.
Notes: No one can take Oscar home. He is to stay on site at all times. This means you Dr. S██████.