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Item #: SCP-Being totally silly about a dream I had as my cat woke me up this morning
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a 3m x 3m x 3m room. All surfaces and objects are to be steel-coated. General animal precautions are to be in place, including an airlock-style door on the room to prevent SCP-XXXX from running into the hall. No special protective gear or permissions are required for personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male tuxedo cat. When it kneads any animal- or plant-based material in the manner colloquially referred to as "making biscuits", the material becomes a pastry dough identical to ████████ brand pancake and baking mix at a rate of 6 cm3 per second.
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