Wogglebug
rating: 0+x

Note: All SCP numbers used greater than 2000 are placeholders; All those X's get confusing.

Magician%20Wand.jpg
SCP-2807

Item #: SCP-2807

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2807 is to be stored within a 5cm x 5cm x30 cm secure storage locker within the Site-L11 safe items repository. All requests for testing must be approved by three (3) or more Level 3 or higher personnel.

Description: SCP-2807 is a 35cm tall by 1cm in diameter plastic composite cylinder similar to that used by stage magicians. The item's anomalous properties are activated when any person in physical contact with the item speaks one of several words or short phrases (supplied by documentation acquired with the item). Upon utterance of said word(s), the item will cause one of several effects, varying depending upon the word or phrase spoken. While the majority of these have been shown to be harmful or destructive in nature, it is presumed that all are based upon cultural associations with stage and literary "magic".

Word(s) Spoken Effect
AbraKadabra Disintegration of any object directly in front of outward-facing end of SCP-2807.
Shabam Release of electrical energy in an arc to the nearest metallic surface to the item. Generally results in severe burns on the hand of speaker.
OpenZezame All metallic objects within a 9m radius with a mass greater than .5kg converted into an unidentified metallic slag in a liquid state.
BibbityBobbity All organic matter within 9m radius converted into specimens of Cucurbita moschata of approximately equal mass.
HocusPocus All persons with 9m radius suffer loss of consciousness and onset of severe mental retardation over a period of 3-5 weeks.
Pyrzqxgl1 Subject will display signs of extreme distress, followed by convulsions and then collapse. Upon losing consciousness subject emits extremely large amounts of visible light energy, rendering observation infeasible. In all cases, no traces of subjects have been descovered within testing area.
Fireball Release of an large amount of mono-hydrogen gas from end of SCP-2807, resulting in a large explosion and death of subject.

A POEM BY DR_SINCLAIR

I've been made to improvise poetry
Because of some karmic debt I oetry
Though I am no Ogden Nash
Possibly this shit be cash.

QUOTES

[18:29] Tanhony WE SHOULDNT HAVE WRITTEN IT WOGGLE
[18:29] Tanhony WE WROTE TOO DEEP

[17:12] Scantron Sorts: What?
[17:13] Sorts just because you are better at naming the parts you rip out of people doesn't make you a cooler serial killer than me :<
[17:13] Sorts I call all the bits "giblets"

[23:40] =-= Mode #farreconooc +m by Mr_Wilt
[23:40] Mr_Wilt I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
[23:40] Mr_Wilt BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO READ EVERYTHING
[23:40] Mr_Wilt BUT WE NEED A GOOD DOSAGE OF *HAPPINESS*
[23:40] Mr_Wilt THE NEXT PERSON NOT HAPPY IS GOING TO HAVE A HEAPING, SMELLY DOSE OF HAMBURGER TIME.

Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License